Last night’s dream
all excellent points and for the record, you can always make me cry. Ok, well, admittedly I am PMS (TMI I’m sure), but regardless, ya still can make me cry! I dreamed last night that Bob and I came to...
View ArticleDreaming of You
Hi honey! I was thinking about you. Actually I had a dream about you last night. Kind of strange. I dreamt that you had a cavity on your left canine tooth. Is everything ok with your teeth? I know...
View Articlehow was I?
Me: good morning! just wanted to tell you i had a dream you went to clown college. Mom: Sometimes nursing school was like clown college. Did I graduate? Me: i swear i think the hospital was sponsoring...
View ArticleAmbien Erotica
Mom: apparently the sleep aids activate your subconscious Me: yeah, it was nice because i was asleep by 9:15 and woke up at 8 Mom: feeling exhausted Me: yes Me: and hot and sweaty Mom: ewww… Mom: you...
View ArticleLike A Virgin?
I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM LAST NIGHT, I DREAMED I WAS IN EUROPE AT A SPA WITH MADONNA AND WE WERE HANGING OUT LIKE WE WERE BFF’S. ANYWAY BEFORE YOU COULD GO THRU THE SPA YOU HAD TO HAVE ALL YOUR BODY...
View ArticleBrake Pad Premonition
I know this is totally off topic, but I had a dream last night. When was the last time you had your brakes checked on your car?? Much love always, mom
View ArticleSO your whorney
me: i dreamt that i was making out with jim halpert last night mom: SO your whorney (3 minute pause) mom: i had the same dream i think it’s the way he kisses pam me: you did not have the same dream...
View ArticleAll the Latest Appliances!!!
You are a beautiful blond! Last night I dreamed you were engaged. I can describe your fiance to you. He built a fantastic house for you. It was completely stocked with new furniture. The kitchen was...
View ArticleAll the Latest Appliances AND Tan Pants!
Backstory: more details about mom’s “all very real” dream she had the other night. Mom: I forgot to tell you what your fiancee was wearing. He had tan pants on with an off white shirt that had a tiny...
View ArticleDon’t Worry, My Wallaby Pinned Them Down
I had the worst dream last night. I was a teenager but the bedroom was my current one. Two men came in during the night and were taking things. My pet wallaby pinned them down as I called 911, but the...
View ArticleDreaming of Armpit Hair and Hearing From You
Hi there …. I thought you might appreciate this dream I had last night …. I dreamt that my armpit hair was all the way down my sides and it was black. Isn’t that sick?? ewwww I don’t know why I dreamed...
View ArticleDreaming of Sarah Palin
I meant to tell you, I had the Sarah Palin sex dream again last night. I frighten myself. Perhaps I must clean my mind out with bleach. Love mummy xxx
View ArticleShe’s a special girl…
mom: hey I had a dream about you in Greece me: haha really, what happened? mom: I dreamed I was a designer, kind of like Versace and I designed a perfume for you me: hahahah mom: it had a jingle and...
View ArticleHer Freezers Were Packed with Salami
Hello Sweetness, Had a good sleep, woke up a bit early. Had an interesting dream of flooding, electrical outages and race riots where you and I were staying at a B&B on some island owned and run by...
View ArticleDreaming in “Mad Men”
Mom: You sounded awful this morning Me: i had a horrible dream last night Mom: So did I Me: i had a dream you were cheating on dad with roger sterling from “mad men” Mom: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
View ArticleThere Was a Lot of Paperwork Involved
I dreamt that you had a pet goat, and when I cam to visit you wanted me to get rid of it. There was a lot of paperwork involved. It’s name was Danielle. Love you, Mommy
View ArticleDream Investigator
OK. So I have a recurring dream that I can pull some of my bottom teeth out and then put them back in. So, last night when that thought came in my head as I was dreaming, I remember thinking, oh yeah,...
View ArticleThe Twilight Apocalypse
A vampire bit me on the calf so then I was a vampire too and I thought to myself. What are we going to do when everyone is a vampire? The End
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